Kris Eszlinger’s divorce shows his character

Kris Eszlinger - ZUltimate Self Defense
We found the public records of Kris Eszlinger’s divorce in 2010.  After a thorough reading, it is fascinating to see the character of this person, how he takes care of those dependent on him, how he stands up to commitment and responsibility.  Obviously a very well off business person, he takes total advantage of his wife, claiming he is completely broke and all of his exotic cars, boats and property belong to his many shell businesses and “girlfriend”.  But don’t let us paint this picture… see for yourself.  Here are some of the top quotes from his proceedings:

  • Respondent is ordered not to molest, harass, attack strike, etc…
  • “poor white trash, you need a swift kick in the ass” comment by Kris
  • “as for the kids, they need… a swift kick in the ass” comment by Kris
  • Court shows contempt, saying Kris didn’t pay ordered support on 30 counts
  • “this is a criminal case. Beyond a reasonable doubt.” byt KE’s attorney
  • “It does not relieve you of your obligation to pay child and spousal support. He is $96,000 in arrears”
  • “two boats, the bentley, the motor home, the ferrari, the lamborghini, the mercedes, the hummer, the two vehicles that he just bought for his current girlfriend…”
  • “The business can make the Lamborghini payment, the boat payment, the mercedes payment, the boat payment he can make all of those luxury payments but he can’t make a $25,000 payment the court ordered him to pay.”

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Eszlinger Divorce Documents.pdf 33 Respondent is ordered not to molest, harass, attack strike, etc…
Eszlinger Divorce Documents.pdf 45 Court orders a bench warrant for Kris Eszlinger for non-appearance, Bail set for $5,000
Eszlinger Divorce Documents.pdf 49 Court finds Kris Eslinger guilty of seven counts of contempt and has the right to sentence him
Eszlinger Divorce Documents.pdf 52 Court finds on 7 cotempt counts at 5 days each for 35 days in Orange county jail custody
Eszlinger Divorce Documents.pdf 53 Kris given 3 years of informal court probation
Eszlinger Divorce Documents.pdf 54 Talks about Kris “non-compliance regarding Court’s prior order” and still on informal probation and chooses not to incarerate the respondent
at this time
Reporter’s transcript 5 6 09.pdf 6 “poor white trash, you need a swift kick in the ass” comment by Kris
Reporter’s transcript 5 6 09.pdf 7 “as for the kids, they need… a swift kick in the ass” comment by Kris
Reporter’s transcript 5 6 09.pdf 13 Order not to molest, harrass, attack, strike, etc …
Reporter’s transcript 6 3 09.pdf 11 Court shows contempt, saying Kris didn’t pay ordered support on 30 counts
Reporter’s transcript 6 3 09.pdf 27 KE’s attorney states the business, cars, house, boats are negative value
Reporter’s transcript 6 3 09.pdf 30 KE “I personally have no more money. My Credit cards are maxed…”
Reporter’s transcript 6 3 09.pdf 32 “well I have the Bentley, the Lamborghini, the Ferrari, the Mercedes… maybe Child support and as per the existing court order had a priority”
Reporter’s transcript 6 3 09.pdf 34 KE “…Can we put everything up for sale. This is rediculous. I have no money.”
Reporter’s transcript 6 3 09.pdf 35 KE “There’s nothing left. I’m running on credit cards.”
Reporter’s transcript 8 30 09.pdf 37 Testimony that reflect comingling of funds to personal expenses and off the book cash going to KE
Reporter’s transcript 8 30 09.pdf 54 “this is a criminal case. Beyond a reasonable doubt.” by KE’s attorney
Reporter’s transcript 8 30 09.pdf 60 Court “You have seven counts of spousal support failure to pay.”
Reporter’s transcript 8 30 09.pdf 84 – 99 Outlines assets & expenses .. Mike read
Reporter’s transcript 8 30 09.pdf 87 KE K.E. Horsepower “Its just a shell entity for protection of both cars”
Reporter’s transcript 8 30 09.pdf 115 Court “He doesn’t get those choices. He never had the choice. The court finds him guilty of seven counts.”
Reporter’s transcript 8 30 09.pdf 116 Court “It’s the situation where you wanted to take over the control
…”
Reporter’s transcript 8 30 09.pdf 117 Court ” He had an ability to comply with the order and he willfully did not comply with the court’s order.”
Reporter’s transcript 8 30 09.pdf 117 “Court “My intent at the time was to make sure the mother and the children had a roof over their head and food on the table”
Reporter’s transcript 8 30 09.pdf 133-134 “There are also other distributions or payments to Mr. Eszlinger that are made that are not reflected on the income tax statement …”
Reporter’s transcript 8 30 09.pdf 134-135 “…these business expenses are, in fact personal” – goes toward comingling of funds
Reporter’s transcript 8 30 09.pdf 143 “… $10,000 entry for computer supplies and service … it was paid to jewerly company …”
Reporter’s transcript 8 30 09.pdf 150 “those are personal medical payments on behalf of the respondent and/or his family” – comingling
Reporter’s transcript 8 30 09.pdf 151 $9,000 listed as RV Logo… was paid to BofA as payments for personal vechicle
Reporter’s transcript 8 30 09.pdf 152 Payments made from Masters United Accounts for KE’s Kids’ Attorney
Reporter’s transcript 8 30 09.pdf 155 $5,900 / month rents paid on KE’s house listed as MU I expenses – comingle (alter ego)
Reporter’s transcript 8 30 09.pdf 158 Expenses listed on Paper Dragon to KLE Mgmt, but not listed on KLE Mgmt as income
Reporter’s transcript 8 30 09.pdf 163-164 T.J. Maxx, Nail Spa, Marry Me Bridal, etc – personal expenses listed as business expenses for Black Inc Accounting
Reporter’s transcript 8 30 09.pdf 166 Business expenses – Bicycle Equiptment – Co mingle
Reporter’s transcript 8 30 09.pdf 167 Business expenses to Big Five Sports, ot Topic, Macy’s Nordstrom, etc
Reporter’s transcript 8 30 09.pdf 168 24hr fitness, Tustin Health Spam, Edwards, etc – comingle
Reporter’s transcript 9 3 10.pdf 4 Court “… he willfully failed to comply with the [court] order in the seven [contempt of court] counts…
Reporter’s transcript 9 3 10.pdf 5 Court “35 days in custody and $7,000 in fines.”
Reporter’s transcript 9 3 10.pdf 9 Claims Carrol posted a private picture on the internet? Is this the one with Paul?
Reporter’s transcript 9 3 10.pdf 10-12 Court admonishing KE on all the toys
Reporter’s transcript 9 3 10.pdf 16 “It does not relieve you of your obligation to pay child and spousal support. He is $96,000 in arrears”
Reporter’s transcript 9 3 10.pdf 17 “two boats, the bentley, the motor home, the ferrari, the lamborghini, the mercedes, the hummer, the two vehiccles that he just bought for his current girlfriend…”
Reporter’s transcript 9 3 10.pdf 19 Court “But there’s a lot of things that were run through the business tht were for his personal use”
Reporter’s transcript 9 3 10.pdf 20 Court “Sir, you’re sentenced to the orange county jail for 35 days. That’s seven counts; five days each count. I will stay the enforcement…”
Reporter’s transcript 9 3 10.pdf 20 “I was unable to determine a value … because everything is so intertwined”
Reporter’s transcript 9 3 10.pdf 20 “The corporation wrote off all of those charges to the billing but the billing company never recorded that as cash payments from the other corporations”
Reporter’s transcript 9 3 10.pdf 20 “So intertwinded that he believes it’s all fraudulent …”
Reporter’s transcript 9 3 10.pdf 23 “The business can make the Lamborghini payment, the boat payment, the mercedes payment, the boat payment he can make all of those luxury payments but he can’t make a $25,000 payment the court ordered him to pay.”
Reporter’s transcript 9 3 10.pdf 27 Court “I have not mistrialed any case, none, in 16 years, but I’m about to do it here.”
Reporter’s transcript 9 3 10.pdf 28 Court “I’m going to miss try it and I’ll set you back to open discovery as my last official act of this case”
Reporter’s transcript 9 3 10.pdf 29 Court “I found him guilty. I sentenced him. I stayed the sentence on the condition that he do certain things. Technically he has not done what I told him to do”
Reporter’s transcript 9 3 10.pdf 29 Court “He’s subject to being incarcerated for 35 days.”
Reporter’s transcript 9 3 10.pdf 34 KE “Your honor, what happens if everything goes bankrupt and I file for bankruptcy?” Court “You’ll do 35 days”
Reporter’s transcript 9 3 10.pdf 34 KE “The CEO I bought righteously went back into competition with us. He’s supposed to be out of business. He steals instructors.”

Here are downloadable files of the documents of public record:
Eszlinger Divorce Documents
Family Law Docs [4]
Reporter’s Transcript (5.6.09)
Reporter’s Transcript (6.3.10)
Reporter’s Transcript (8.30.10)
Reporter’s Transcript (9.3.10)
Reporter’s Transcript (10.8.10)